My gut was aching all night. This morning, I swear, I called god on the big white phone. Stomach virus, that’s it. I had a stomach virus.
No, my face isn’t red because I was sunning myself up at the allotment. It was all that retching that gave me the glowing face.
Yes, I feel better now, but I’m not sure when the vomiting and nausea and diarrhea and stuff will come back. Could happen any time and, no, it’s not related to the weather… though, come to think of it…
(Well, it sounds a better story than I booked a day off at the last moment to go digging, doesn’t it.)
P.S. – sorry for the awful picture. It was the stomach cramps.